THIS ONE’S CALLED… WAIT | Made with Smol AI Music Generator
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Prompt: TITLE: THIS ONE’S CALLED… WAIT STYLE: Male Vocal, live stadium goregrind intro parody, impossibly heavy grindcore band, no actual song begins, entire track is stage banter, disgusting pig-squeal hype man, brutal guttural mic checks, stop-start fake count-ins, crowd losing their minds, arena-sized drum-roll teases, bass drops that never resolve, feedback walls, horror-theater lighting, fog cannons, cymbal chokes, blastbeat fakeouts, absurd band theatrics, comedic menace, ONLY THE INTRO [Live Intro — the entire song] [Stadium crowd screaming like the band already destroyed the planet] Vocalist: THIS ONE… THIS ONE RIGHT HERE… [SNNNNNOOORRRT] THIS ONE’S CALLED… UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… [Band hits one catastrophic half-second slam] [DUMMM] THIS ONE’S CALLED BLURGRHRHHHRHHHHHHH! [Crowd explodes] [Drummer counts too fast, then stops] WAIT NO HOLD ON NO IT’S NOT THAT ONE [Feedback squeals] [Bassist slowly drags one note across the floor] THIS ONE’S CALLED… BRUGRHRHHRHHRRHHK-K-K-KHHH! [Crowd chant: BRUG! BRUG! BRUG!] NO NO NO NO WRONG SETLIST THAT’S TRACK FOUR [Guitarist raises both arms like a villain] [Smoke cannon misfires beautifully] THIS ONE… THIS ONE IS FOR EVERYBODY WHO EVER STOOD TOO CLOSE TO THE PA SYSTEM [SNNNNNNNKKKRRRT] IT’S CALLED… GRRRAAAGLORPHTHHH THE THIRD [Band fake-starts with one blastbeat] [Everything cuts dead silent] WAIT WAIT SORRY SORRY SORRY THAT WAS THE REMIX NAME [Crowd somehow gets louder] THE ORIGINAL TITLE IS… BLORNGHRRHHHGRRHHH NO— BRORNGHRRHHHGRRHHH NO— BLORNGHRRHHHGRRHHH 2 [Band members point at each other in panic] [Drum fill from hell, then hard stop] ARE YOU READY? [Crowd: YEAHHHHHH] I SAID ARE YOU READY? [Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHH] THEN GIVE IT UP FOR THE SONG THAT STARTS RIGHT AFTER I REMEMBER WHAT IT’S CALLED [Twenty-second roar] [One impossible guttural inhale] THIS ONE’S CALLED… BRRRRULP [Instant cut to silence]
Created: 2026-05-02T05:52:02.112Z